Cyberacer

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LMFAO! I hate to laugh at you Ty, but I did the same thing when I first started racing. My pit man actually came up on the stand and told me that I wasn't driving the car that I thought I was. Mine was off the track, doing donuts in the weeds.

Good times....

WillyB10

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Dude it's broke..

madblu2

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Laugh away. I still do........

texair

driver: Lean it out a quarter!!!!!! pitman: ????Which way???? driver: Turn it in damn it!!!!!! pitman Your good go go go!!!!!!! driver: you fuel it!!!!??? pitman: What!!!!??.......................motor dies at the sweeper tank's bone dry....... Happened a few times 1/8 roadracing in the early 90's couple of guys me included had their wives as pit men.

Precision1

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There's the problem, women generally don't enjoy being men. At least most don't....

The only one I got is from practice and self-pitting; I couldn't see the truggy on the backside from pitlane and was all turned around. Drivers on the stand yelling down at me; "Left, no now right, crank it, hit the gas, now turn right hard", etc for a few minutes. Good times.

Maximo

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I have done that too LOL !!!!! funny as hell to watch someone do it too !!!

HYPERBOY

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R2: YELLING @ Pitman,Should I come in for gas?

Me driving next to him: Dieing laughing

R2's and My pitman:watching the race forgetting to call him in.

1BLADE1

LMAO.....!!!

yep seen this a few times.....
too funny...!!!!

didn't he do that at Nitro Challenge...
just ribbing ya...hehehehe
by the way nice job at the Nitro !!! what a crazy week !!!!


now things i have heard...????

.............CAR..!!!!!!!!!!

.............TRUCK..!!!!!!!!!!!!

............POLE...!!!!!!!!

............."When did you Want to Pit..????"

THE PHILLY JYNX

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Here is one of my all time favorites... from the drivers stand. It goes something like this........

DRIVER to my right "Ah shit...Its broke"

DRIVER to my left "im coming in for fuel"

about 15-20 seconds later driver to my left. "Where is my car???"

Pitman "it must of fell off pit ramp"

Driver to my left " Were the F@k is my buggy"

driver to my right "UT OHHH!!!"

Driver to the rights pit man...grabbed driver to the lefts buggy and promply took it back to the pits!!!

JamminSP

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I dont really hear much on the stand. I usually get poked in the foot with a screwdriver when I need to pit. The guy I pit gets aggrivated with me. Countless times during warm up he will yell down and ask me the engine temp. I hardly ever check it but ask him "Does if feel good" He usually answers yeah and my come back is THEN SHUT UP AND DRIVE IT..

jpz_67

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I just remembered one from years past. So for several years I had a pretty devoted pit man. We are at a big race I flame out, I hollar "Rodney Im dead crank me off!!!!!!" He hollars back "ok!!!" Fires me up and gets me going. He than looks up and says" I dont know what's worse, you saying cranking me off, or me saying ok". About that time the whole drivers stand cracks up.

H9

Had a minor crash with another buggy in the back corner. Marshall starts running back to the pits carrying my buggy.
Me - "Put it down" x 3
Marshall (by now half way across the track to the pits so can hear me) - waving the wheel in her hand that has come off.
Me - "Put it down please, I still have 4 wheels - the wheel belongs to someone else".
One rather embarrased marshall...

Wheelie master

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i love when guys crash. Then they are screaming at the top of their lungs from the drivers stand at the marshall 125 ft away.. thats when i chime in "bro he cant hear you."

FlatBusted

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Pit man: Come in NEXT TIME!
Pit Man:.....OK come in THIS TIME!
Pit Man:.... COME IN NOW!
Pit Man:.... COME IN OR YOUR GOING TO RUN OUTA FUEL!
>>After Refueling<<
Pit Man: Guess your trying to stretch that fuel mileage out?
Me:....I just kept forgetting to come in! lol

oghobavo

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Lmfao