Joey Platinum

That's right you can earn extra cash talkin Smack before you race.With our simple program all you got to do is show up. your buggy doesn't even have to run. you can intimidate other drivers and get their confidence rattled. How...You ask simple with the included #cape and team Fleetwood sticker kit most amateur racers will be certain that you are "Joey Platinum". The single most feared racer to ever* run B-Mains only.With my simple 471 step plan you can talk smack like the other pro's who have successfully completed my course, pro's like Grouchy, the Soup Nazi, Lumber Jack,King Mountain Lion,Cool Breeze,The Carpenter,fiSherman,. Learn how to **heckle the announcer, get phone numbers to popular pay-phones located in low income areas.Get started today and receive a free pager.

* no b-mains wer ever won or finished
** heckling the annoucer could lead to paralysis ,stroke,amnesia,diarrhea or homosexual experiences
# Cape is only available in small

w_kirk_jr

teaming up with joey is also team pit bitch

once u finish your main u can pit for someone that is actully fast lol

but this is only a 271 ste program to learn hot to talk everyone other than your driver to be intimidatred by him ( not respobsible for own injuries do to to much smacktalk to guys on the stand that are biggfer than you )

matrixmike28

iTrader: (3)

Wait a minute. the pay phones in low income areas are always broken. What a rip off.....

Zerodefect

Since it got you to the Bmain at the Worlds, it can't be that bad of a program.

Works best with TAG body spray and Sportworx tires.

You still owe me a size 14 black Croc.

Danny B

iTrader: (23)

I used this to learn how to be a winner...lol

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c8e...-self-help-dvd

fatdaddy

iTrader: (4)

did you forget to take your meds this morning?

Zerodefect

Can I get "Joey Platinum Edition" stickers for my 809 even though you didn't mod it to "Fleetwood" levels yet?

So far the neodymium pistons and shockcaps are working well for my suspension, as long as I don't use Gouchies positive camber setup.

I tried that lube you gave me in my front active diff and that things hooked up!11!!1! What was that stuff?


When's the "Chainsaw Edition" Xray BOB hop-up kit coming out?

Joey Platinum

Hell no I forgot to take them last week and took them all this morning.I use to run team pit bitch but wasn't good enough to even do that so now I'm selling hope and faith by the quart through seance mediums.Business is going great.

Joey Platinum

Hazard Ky...... Not duke boy country is it ?????.......Hazard county??//

w_kirk_jr

jus went an got some shine from uncle jessy yeeee haww....

Zerodefect

Hazard is in Georgia. You can start drinking after the second qual. If you drink during the first qual theyll kick you out.

Joey Platinum

Shlne....mmmmm