JOKES
08-20-2007, 03:36 PM
#47
You better watch it!!!! Don't make me break out my shovel!!! LOL!!!
08-20-2007, 04:46 PM
#49
Three boys were down by the creek playing. On the road above them here comes Hilary Clinton taking her daily walk. She slips and falls into the creek and before her Secret Service guys could get to her that three boys save her from drowning.
She politely thanks them for their brave and heroic efforts, since they did save her from drowning. So she tells each of them that she will give each one of them any one thing they want. The boys think that is just awsome.
Boy #1 says he wants to go to Disneyworld. So Hilary says she will send his whole family and even fly them both ways on her private jet. The little boy says that is just awsome.
Boy #2 says he wants a brand new pair of Air Jordans. Hilary says that would be no problem, that she could even get Michael to autograph them for him. He starts jumping up and down yelling yippee!
Hilary looks at boy #3 and says what do you want for saving my life? The boy says have you seen those new electric wheelchairs, the ones with the remote control and the TV and the stereo system? Hilary says why yes I have, but you don't look like you are cripple to me. The boy says that I think that I will have a use for it just as soon as my dad finds out that I saved yo azz from drowning!
She politely thanks them for their brave and heroic efforts, since they did save her from drowning. So she tells each of them that she will give each one of them any one thing they want. The boys think that is just awsome.
Boy #1 says he wants to go to Disneyworld. So Hilary says she will send his whole family and even fly them both ways on her private jet. The little boy says that is just awsome.
Boy #2 says he wants a brand new pair of Air Jordans. Hilary says that would be no problem, that she could even get Michael to autograph them for him. He starts jumping up and down yelling yippee!
Hilary looks at boy #3 and says what do you want for saving my life? The boy says have you seen those new electric wheelchairs, the ones with the remote control and the TV and the stereo system? Hilary says why yes I have, but you don't look like you are cripple to me. The boy says that I think that I will have a use for it just as soon as my dad finds out that I saved yo azz from drowning!
08-20-2007, 08:15 PM
#50
08-21-2007, 06:35 AM
#51
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone
08-21-2007, 06:42 AM
#52
Because of the climate of political correctness
now pervading America, those of us in Arkansas and
Missouri will no longer be referred to as HILLBILLIES.
We ask that you now refer to us as OZARK-AMERICANS.
Thank you!
Now if you'll excuse me, I got possums to fry
now pervading America, those of us in Arkansas and
Missouri will no longer be referred to as HILLBILLIES.
We ask that you now refer to us as OZARK-AMERICANS.
Thank you!
Now if you'll excuse me, I got possums to fry
08-22-2007, 07:19 PM
#55
......waiting on a phone call.
08-22-2007, 07:28 PM
#57
I'll give it a shot.
08-22-2007, 07:52 PM
#58
