Originally posted by Eddie Garrison
JKA - They dont really mean NO or Maybe, they just want a little attention every now and again....Women are like dogs I think...(just follow me)....-EG
Ok. So I asked my wife what her friend thinks of me. "What do you mean?" I asked her if her friend thought I was... well... "hot" so to speak. "Sure, I suppose she does." So I say great! Invite her over. "What do you mean?" I said you know what I mean... you like me, she likes me, I like BOTH of you...
So she laughs at me and says "No, thats okay." Well... I figure you're right EG... she wants some attention. So I pamper her for the evening. Then I make sure to let her know that I'm attracted to her friend in a purely physical sense... only my wife can fulfill the emptiness I called life before meeting her. ( pretty good eh?
Next day I revist the question. Asked her to call her friend and invite her over. "No... " But like you said EG... she really didn' mean no. SO I called her friend myself. Explained the situation and told her my wife was "Okay" with the idea (Afterall she did say "thats okay"... and we've determined the "No" preceding it didn't really mean no).
Oddly enough her friend is thrilled with the plan (its a plan by this point, the idea has already received at least a 2-1 approval possibly unanimous pending determination of the true meaning of "no" ) So her friend comes over and we are all setting around the living room... talking... and well... one thing leads to another... and WHAM!
Well... the rest of the story gets pretty ugly but I think I can sum it up by saying that when my wife says "no" it appears to mean " Go ahead and try it, but you and that two-faced Bleep Bleepity Bleep can get the bleep out of my bleep bleeping house."
Oh and "... thats okay" must mean "I'm going to kick you in the groin very hard."
I still think you are on to something though.
Where do I go from here?
Is maxing out my credit cards her way of saying she forgives me?