I have become aware of your possible connection to Mr. Ron Popeil and it is quite disturbing....As you know not only does RonCo make the trim combs you speak of, but also that magic "hair in a can." The problem with that is that you may in fact be using this "supplement" which is akin to steroids to create that muffy, puffy, chop set of yours.
If you are found guilty of this infraction you will be stripped of your WCF belt. (World Chop Federation) and suspended for 6 months....
Please don't let the kids down Mr. Weiss....please tell us it is all natural.
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