How do you double the value of a Skoda?
Put petrol in it.
Heard about the latest 16-valve Skoda? 8 in the engine, 1 on each wheel and 4 in the radio!
What do you call a Skoda on a motorway?
What do you call a Skoda at the top of a steep hill?
What do you call two Skodas at the top of a steep hill?
Why does a Skoda have a heated rear window?
To keep your hands warm when you push it.
Why is a tampax better than a Skoda?
Because the tampax comes with its own tow rope!
What is the difference between a Skoda and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
Heard of Skoda's new turbo model?
It has pedals in the backseat, too!
What's situated on the highway saying "Wrom, Wrom"?
A Skoda which is stuck to some chewing gum.
How do you make a Skoda disappear?
You spray it with rust-remover!
Do you know what the trip-counter in the Skoda says when it's passing 20,000 km?
How do you double the value of a skoda?
Chuck a penny into it.
How do you double the value of a Skoda ?
Fill the tank !
Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !
What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ????