Wife got me hooked up with all the swag from our daughters high school. AND, had it pimped out with my name embroidered on 'em. Now I can look cool with the other dad's in the bleachers at sporting events.
<---was the uncool dad with no swag.
Ree ree ree, kick 'em in the knee.
Rass rass rass, kick 'em in the.... other knee.