Who Here Want To Win IFMAR CHampionship? You Like Women?
 

Hello. My name Tommy Vu Tong. I am CEO of RC Professor University. If you want to win IFMAR Championship. Or you want money and beautiful women. Enroll in my University now. We accept application starting December 1. Make all your dream come true!!

Visit us now! http://www.RcProfessor.com

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Wait....did I miss the memo chicks find rc racing hot?

I will teach you all the things you need to know on how to have lots and lots of women. With my money making stategies women cannot resist you!

I will also teach you all the tricks you need to win RC championships!!

:lol::lol:this is AWSOME!:lol::lol: I thought Kropy's thread's were the funniest things on rctech, until this:p

You will go broke trying to make me a Chick magnet ,No less a World Champion. Maybe a Wing eating Champion is more in my line of goal's....:cool:

No SAT or ACT score needed to enroll now in RC Professor University! Limited time offer only! We also have learn from home program! Learn secrets of top RC pros! Learn how to make own RC company! Make millions dollars fast!

Enroll now in our prestigous University!

Haha, check out the courses on the website :lol::lol:

At first I got lots of discouragement from friends and stranger who are loser! You know what these people kept telling me? They kept saying, 'Well Tom Vu, you a crazy nut, here you are, a poor immigrant, poor minority, speak no English, no contact, on and on, and you trying to be rich in America! You crazy, man! Look at people out there! They smarter than you are, they not even rich! Who are you to try?' And you know what? I have to keep telling these people every time, I kept saying, 'You are loser! Get out of my way! I make it somehow!

Damn Straight.

I think my wife would throw out all my r/c stuff in the trash if I enrolled :lol:

WOW, This is great.

A lot of your friends will tell you, 'Don't enroll in RC Professor University. It's a get-rich-quick plan.' Well, tell them, it is a get-rich-quick plan because life is too short to get rich slow.

RC Retail Management 604 ( CRN: 57932 ) Learn the secrets of purchasing XRAY, Tamiya, and Hot Bodies kits for less than $1.00 each and reselling them for over $500! You will receive a confidential list of special manufacturers in China, Thailand, and India who will make almost anything you want, place a name brand logo on it, and allow you to resell it for huge profits across Europe and the Americas. You will also learn how to reproduce music CDs, software programs, popular DVDs and Sega video games for resale purposes. We will even teach you how to rewrite "Please do not make illegal copies of this program" on all your recreated Microsoft software programs. This course is our most popular and fills up quick.
So your courses could effectively encourage software piracy... hmmmm. Somehow, I don't think that's something i'd really like to be involved with!

Can you wire the 10 million into my account now?

I hope ther is still room for me. I already quit my job and left my wife. This looks like the best course ever.