Since converting to thumbscrews on all my cars I got a raise at work, met the girl of my dreams (funny tho, I still only meet her when I'm sleeping), my hair is starting to grow back, I no longer have E.D., I lost 30 pounds, quit smoking, my eyesight has improved, my teeth are whiter, I get a more restful night's sleep, my cholesterol went down, my I.Q. went up, and most importantly I picked up 3 full laps!!!
How would I describe my holeshots?
Ready... Steady... Confetti!!!! (gonna need a new one of those)