andthen

Any one interested ??????

jalk75

Do goats float? what r the specs?

andthen

No Takers Tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was looking forward to it as well.

splitty

There was an early attempt at goat racing - but it went belly up

Next Best Thing

Was that a bloat goat ??

jalk75

Looks like the boat racing is on hold 4 a while but get ready for an old favourite its back SMASH UP DERBY the basic rules appear to be as follows:
1: Get your highly modified vehicle that doesnt idle under ten grand started and rev the clacker out of it (40% nitro of course)

2:Grab your radio turn it on (no cars take off all is well)

3: Take car to pit lane wait for your competitor to come round corner aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd NOW release your car chase him to corner and TAKE HIM OUT this is the start of your warmup

4: Ok after the countdown begins line up at the start line then look round youve found your first victim its a tc3 line him up BANG fuel tank gone fuel everywhere !

5:General idea is to hit as many cars marshals and barriers whilst being the last one going and the one with the most number of laps talk about competitive too much 4 me

6:If while obeying all these rules you win you will be crowned the TOPGUN!

splitty

i'm sensing some sort of hidden comments in there...

jalk75

NO not at all!

andthen

Yeap that about sums it Up, Could n't of said it better myself.

jalk75

5:a- extra points r awarded for successfully taking out the wing of the car in front of you making it easier for your team mates to get around

5-b unlike real racing it is acceptable (encouraged ) to make contact with car in front of you being careful to touch rear quarter only ( t boning frowned upon leave that to those behind you) taking note not the back or too far forward the idea is to help him into a spin so u can get around him (team colours also help u get identified)for points purposes

5-c if you get stuck in your unfortunate bid to gain points behind a barrier you must jump up high yell at the marshall (naturally it is not your fault) go to race control and tell them how your excellent driving got you stuck and the marshall took too long (they might even sack the marshall ) that would be a shame though the guy loves the feeling of cars fluing past his head.

5d- judges will award points to the fanciest aerobatics so do your best remember the guy u saw launch of a hose do a double back flip and a somersault ? THAT WAS TALENT

jalk75

am working on some more additions to the rules maybe track width ??