did you say federal government
heres one for ya
Our planet is populated with plenty of
bizarre and astonishing creatures.
Here are three from the Bat Family,
without the need for resorting to fiction.
The Sucker-footed Bat
The Red-Winged Fruit Bat
The Red- Headed Ding Bat,
Incapable of many things but will suck the blood out of
the Australian Taxpayers.